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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 7:22 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of Guest when he was right next to

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Post by James on 8/11/2010, 7:40 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 7:54 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear.

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Skull on 8/11/2010, 9:28 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 9:52 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Skull on 8/11/2010, 10:27 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms and

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Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 10:38 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Skull on 8/11/2010, 10:44 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a

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Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 10:46 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Skull on 8/11/2010, 10:49 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks.

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 10:51 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Skull on 8/11/2010, 10:52 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two

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Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 11:51 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Worse Doughnut on 8/11/2010, 4:12 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and
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One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Merci on 8/11/2010, 5:00 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. After that I


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Post by punkboy011 on 8/11/2010, 7:43 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to

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Post by Luffy on 8/11/2010, 11:21 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone another fag called

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Post by Merci on 9/11/2010, 7:02 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone another fag called my left hand

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Post by Luffy on 9/11/2010, 9:16 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone another fag called my left hand. Later that night

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Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

Post by Skull on 9/11/2010, 9:37 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone another fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw

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Post by punkboy011 on 9/11/2010, 9:59 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick

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Post by Skull on 9/11/2010, 10:01 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog

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Post by punkboy011 on 9/11/2010, 10:02 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one

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Post by Skull on 9/11/2010, 10:03 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's

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